Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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