I'm going to jail i love you
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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