? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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