Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
porn star boner night. come get it.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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