after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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