Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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