is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Randomize
