Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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