my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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