I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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