Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize