have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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