quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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