Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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