My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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