I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Even my vagina gasped.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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