Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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