i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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