So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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