It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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