I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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