i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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