I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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