it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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