I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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