No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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