i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
