Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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