What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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