Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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