Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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