Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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