I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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