I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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