i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
love makes seman taste better
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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