This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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