we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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