Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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