so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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