Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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