can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
He kissed a someone with a penis
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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