my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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