I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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