Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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