some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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