There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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