And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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