i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
The feeling are messing with the penis
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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