Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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