Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
What a dumb baby whore.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Randomize
