yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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