What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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