that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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