I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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